I always wanted boys. For as long as I could remember. But never did I anticipate the wrath that comes with raising three of them. “The Dirties” as I so endearingly call them have destroyed my house: ruined toilets, wrecked havoc among my furniture and walls. Even caused me to pee myself. And as a result, I drink so much that I now try on monokinis for fun. But I can’t imagine loving anyone more. Eat Clean. Live Dirty, my friends.